This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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