Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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