she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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