Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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