brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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