Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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