Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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Dignity is for republicans.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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