The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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