Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Randomize