I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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