Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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