Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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