Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Life is so much better after having sex.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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