Heybabeimwearingurpanties
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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