If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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