You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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