and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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