the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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