i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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