Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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