If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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