Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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