break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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