I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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