i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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