i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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