She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize