the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
there is puke in my bra ... again
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