how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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