I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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