You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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