Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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