I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
God, I missed his penis.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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