I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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