Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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