Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
