Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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