Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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