This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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