turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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