i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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