I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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