I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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