I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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