There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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