So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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