i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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