im gay
i know
yea but for you.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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