The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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