gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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