Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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