fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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