STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Your dad touched me again.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.