Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES