Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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