I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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