I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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